Okay George, five reasons why men are scum and women let us get away with it.
1. We all only want one thing. No exceptions.
2. We fall in love before we have that thing, and then fall back out once we've had it, whereas women conversly fall in love afterwards.
3. We will lie, cheat, steal or murder to get that one thing. Why am I sugarcoating this? You're a big girl. In order to fuck you.
4. We freely admit the numbers 1 through 3 and women don't care,
and the number 5 reason why men are scum and women let us get away with it: You can't live without us.
-Ray, Dead Like Me
Lucky for me, I was ahead of the curve and already knew this.
The Laugh-with-me boy.